Queer as in “fuck you”  (at Stonewall Inn)

Queer as in “fuck you” (at Stonewall Inn)

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

Don’t tread on me  (at USS Constitution)

Don’t tread on me (at USS Constitution)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

meh my shuttle is here in an hour and I can’t even be bothered to get dressed

see you l8r california

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

raisa-allin:

im really nice but everyone is so rude and stupid that i have to be mean all the time

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon