cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

azspot:

Jen Sorensen: First Amendment

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes


Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Ok Foothill, I kinda missed you 🍃🌳🌾 (at Foothill)

Ok Foothill, I kinda missed you 🍃🌳🌾 (at Foothill)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

#EAVP baes 👑😘 (at Sproul Plaza)

#EAVP baes 👑😘 (at Sproul Plaza)